After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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