It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
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I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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