I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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