just tell him i said nine months
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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