dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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