This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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