Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i just google imaged poop.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
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Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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