you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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