May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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