I am spending my child support on dildos
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
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I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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