Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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