I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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