They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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