They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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