If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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