super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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