I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
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Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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