Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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