Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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