I just made out with a guy for $7.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
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she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
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I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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