my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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