i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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