Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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