I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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