a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
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Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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