Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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