About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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