omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
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Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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