The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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