You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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