you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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