tell your sister to shave her snatch
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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