Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
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redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
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You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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