Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
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Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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