I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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