In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
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It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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