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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:24pm

    no offense to any strippers, i know you are just trying to pay your way through college.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:34am

    wild mushroom in niagara falls?

  • 82 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:35am

    in hindsight maybe you shouldn't live in Canada either. Your life seems full of poor choices

  • 81 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:30am

    Cela vaut pas même mon temps.

  • 78 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:42pm

    two of those would ruin your night, but in a good way.

  • 75 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:13am

    VIVE LE QUEBEC LIBRE

  • 81 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:53pm

    11:54 pm not all of the police ride horses, we have provinces big fucking difference, not all canadians are french and who gives a shit about accents everyones is different. thats what makes you an ignorant fuck.

  • 76 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:14am

    Alaska and Vermont are really part of Canada, everyone knows that

  • 87 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:09pm

    America sucks dick, your all either ignorant, fat, more ignorant, or some redneck useless waste, Usally, all of the above.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:15pm

    i love canada! i live in Canada :( after i read your text, i made one of those last night with friends. dont have 5 in a row

  • 76 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:12am

    Canada wins at drinking period.

  • 83 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:21pm

    it says the strippers(whores)are better.not the women.and you just infered that canada is appreciated by people.lol.now whos smarter.no one appreciates canada.theres nothing to appreciate(except.......horseshoe falls)canada is kind of like denmark.people know it exsist, they just dont know why.

  • 75 75
    Submitted by HinduSpartan on Nov 14, 10 at 4:04am

    This is ridiculous. All these anti Americans flipping out. We get it people, you LOVE Canada. Big whoop.

  • 78 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:11pm

    We Have Free Health Care.....WIN! lol

  • 78 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:56am

    horrid until your 3rd one.. then you're set on taste.. a few more and you're in the bag

  • 74 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:38pm

    Just thought l would put it out there that that person with their "reasons to hate Canada" list makes me ashamed to be American. Also, we are not all fat or ignorant so please do not lump us all into a pile with assholes like him. Kay thanks.

  • 72 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:17am

    Better than being dumb and fat, aka American

  • 74 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:25am

    Pardon me you're all ignorant and obese then? We may as well throw racist into the mix as well.

  • 75 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:03pm

    11:26- That would be amazing!

  • 67 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:58am

    French Canadian Girls are Hot and Easy! Jack Daniel's shots not so much

  • 80 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:00pm

    Yes ! That was my night. Shit was i with you?

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:27am

    wow, Canada makes such great arguements

  • 66 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:19pm

    2/3 Jack 2/3 tequila 2/3 151 & 2 drops Tabasco? You do realize that's 6/9ths? The fraction doesn't work!

  • 69 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:55am

    Here is it... the rocky mountain bear fucker recipe 2/3 oz Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey 2/3 oz 1800® Tequila 2/3 oz Bacardi® 151 rum

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:29pm

    KNOW YOUR ROLE CANUCK

  • 67 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:13am

    pretty sure i can take the cold living in alaska, chotch

  • 77 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:17pm

    Vive le Canada libre de Quebec!

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:40pm

    Hockey > Baseball Plain and simple.

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:45am

    that sentence dosen't make sence what's so ever, stick to english 1141

  • 72 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:11pm

    that is the most ridiculous statement i've ever heard 4:06

  • 73 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:15pm

    so canada has better beer, better women, smarter people, is much more appreciated by the rest of the world (by that i mean the rest of the world doesnt think that WE are arrogant pricks) and to top it all off were the only ones 2 beat america in a war. so americans, enjoy living in the asshole of the universe (ps im half american so dont tell me im all biased)

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:33am

    Apprend à écrire 11:30!

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:44pm

    meh the rocky mountain bear fucker tasted like pure whiskey for me, maybe the bar i went suckeeedd... fuck americans.

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:51pm

    lmao reppin the 905 in style

  • 66 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:54pm

    I love (people from) Canada!! The country, never been, but my friends say it's a great place, war to visit some day, screw my friend a few times too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 7:26pm

    Most of the american replies had me in tears laughing. Its a shame that a country that caused one of the biggest financial crashes of our age find itself to be superior to the country with the most natural resources. You have yours and we have ours. also, this shot will fuck you in every hole you have, and you'll like it. or else.

  • 72 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:46am

    Gotta love the 905 representing but one question---- You actually thought that a shot called the Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker would b a pleasant experience??? Really??? Its like doing Prairie Fire!

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:02am

    I'm making that after work

  • 71 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:01am

    That first poster is just jealous cause we have better beer here in Canada :-P The shot consists of whiskey, white sambuca and tequila and is shaken on ice. It is quite delicious.

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:52pm

    Where I live a Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker is a shot made with the overspill on the bar mats. It could be anything.

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:21am

    The only good thing about Canada is their hockey. But they couldn't even do that right this year.

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:18am

    FYI all....Canadians are Americans...Like Mexicans...Puerto Ricans etc.....I think you all mean US-Citizens when you are refering to "Americans"....America is a continent......

  • 67 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:37am

    next time try a dead mexican goat, tequila, kahula, tobasco and vodka i've had them both, niether is that good.

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:21pm

    4:12 if you're drinking american beer you can't outdrink shit period. 4:13 your nuts probably wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if they saw one. 4:14 not even worth my time

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:50pm

    that drink is giving me a headache already

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:37am

    I WANT A GOD DAMNED LITER OF COLA

  • 67 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:14am

    well nobody likes Americans because we are arogant assholes, but nobody likes Canadians because they are Canadian. America gives people a reason to hate them. Canadians just suck in general

  • 72 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:11pm

    12:05 you're hopeless

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:08pm

    Fuck canada. It's like a country full of people with british teeth and french body odor. Celine dion, seabastian bach, hockey, bears, snow. Should have invaded those fuckers and made them all take a bath, at gunpoint, about 80 years ago. Is it bath season up there yet? Shit.

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:43pm

    Yea can't we just go back to making fun of 12:19 for being wrong not only once, but twice in one freakin' sentence. Lol 2/3 + 2/3 + 2/3 = 6/9 = 2/3 hrmmm.

  • 60 72
    Submitted by utsaucy on Jun 20, 10 at 1:57am

    At least us Americans don't say 'eh?'

  • 71 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:01pm

    ....i've had this drink before..it has all the makings of a bad night at Earls sq1.

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:21am

    its ignorant and obese, canuck

  • 57 67
    Submitted by TheEvilPlatypus on Sep 23, 10 at 12:48pm

    Oh Canada...

  • 67 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:35am

    Really? It's a fucking drink it has nothing to do with being Canadian or American. Get over yourselves. Cut the french too.

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:00am

    holy shit... that drink sounds.... i don't even know what to say

  • 56 66
    Submitted by GuppyGuppy on Apr 10, 11 at 1:47am

    I have to agree... Americans can't eat pussy for shit.

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:11pm

    omg niagara falls, i feel like we're the only place who has this drink... oh dearrr. it MADE my 19th bday

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:44pm

    12:29 Its a similiar situation to Vietnam, where the north Vietnamiese fought the war backed by Russia. We whooped your sorry asses backed by the British.

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:57am

    being Canadian sounds horrid, and French Canadian even worse. I think I would rather have Frank's Hot Sauce poured into my anus.

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:59am

    So was the bear appreciative afterwords? Or at least give you his phone number?

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:29am

    racist?i know you arent saying canadian is a race.

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:26am

    If Alaska is part of Canada now does that mean we don't have to hear about Sarah Palin anymore?

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:02pm

    all im gonna say is...canada, you arent even worth my time, its like making fun of fat people, just too fuckin easy...

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:45pm

    Its because the Canadian school system is so awesome, as is apparent in the math and history lessons we have been taught today.

  • 68 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:42am

    "Here is it... the rocky mountain bear fucker recipe 2/3 oz Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey 2/3 oz 1800® Tequila 2/3 oz Bacardi® 151 rum" you missed the part where you add 2 drops of Tobasco.. That's the full recipe

  • 65 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:21pm

    its one of thsoe you gotta be drunk to love it drinks. my roomie told me to try it. so this smokin hot bartender asked e what i wanted and i told her "rocky mountain bear fuck" ya. i said it like that cuz i was drunk. so she told me it was gunna make me puke but she'd make it.

  • 67 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:19pm

    I love reading american/canadian wars on tfln. Theyre so usless. and 4:06 was DEFINITELY an impostor. no Canadian would set themself up like that LOL

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:46am

    Does that look like spit to you? AH fuck it

  • 47 56
    Submitted by willjames897 on Oct 14, 11 at 3:56pm

    Canadians are a bunch of fags fucktards! What you got to say that you horse riding bitchs! Aye

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:06pm

    How did this thread go from rocky Mountain bear fucker, to Canada vs USA. And FYI Canada and the US are both on the North American continent so American technically refers to both parties.

  • 65 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:53pm

    Reasons to hate America: 1. Fucked the world by causing a financial crash 2. Fat 3. Ignorant 4. Idiotic 5. They post shit like hating canada for no reason. Revenge is a bitch.

  • 68 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:12pm

    my left nut can outdrink canada

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:14pm

    But canada's not actually independent. Its still part of the British empire. Though it does function on with its own Parliment, and is free from reliance on the British Parliment (since 1982 anyway)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:48pm

    ahahah good times with that shot for me as well. aha!!

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:23am

    Diggin how all the canucks can say is america is fat and ignorant.. Who is kicking whose ass in the olympics? 

  • 59 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:55am

    that drink sounds horrid

  • 61 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:08am

    blame canada, eh. its just a northern mexico, only colder, eh.

  • 62 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:45am

    There's no reason to hate on Canada, they know where it's at. Except some of those french ones, they're fucked

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:16pm

    4:01 story of my life

  • 61 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:14pm

    and my dick can outfight canada. ehhhh?

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:34am

    Look at the frenchies go

  • 61 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:35am

    "Hey bear, bear-fucker?! Do you need assistance?!"

  • 65 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:06pm

    americans can't drink worth a damn, and can't eat pussy worth a damn, and can't fight worth a damn, so what the hell good are ya eh?

  • 59 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:41pm

    1:40 you are retarded

  • 61 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:40am

    I would like to add, for the douche-bag with the list, before you go saying shit about something you obviously know nothing about, learn the difference between 'there' and 'their' ... Or don't they teach you that in America?

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:34am

    Ok 2:18, lets get technical. You left off the word NORTH. So they are NORTH Americans. Since there isn't really an "AMERICA", only a North America, Central America, and South America. That means no one is "AMERICAN". If you are going to make a retarded argument at least do it right, like I did. (this was written in heavy sarcasm, hope you can read it)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:39pm

    haha sounds like a hell of a drink

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:11am

    Better dope in Canada, American weed is shitty and expensive

  • Submitted by shaunnnn on Jul 7, 10 at 2:33am

    Did that one Canadia guy really attribute pussy eating to self worth??

  • 54 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:23pm

    4:21 you're obviously dumb as shit, Montreal is definitely one of the nicest cities in Canada hands down, the drinking age is 18 and French Canadian girls are unbelievable. KNOW YOUR COUNTRY

  • 61 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:15pm

    12:19 fails on all accounts.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:10am

    If you can't take the cold you're a fucking pussy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:22am

    11:54pm "5. They dont even have states." Reasons to hate America 1. It's home to retards like you

  • 62 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:22pm

    12:19: 2/3 oz of each...

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:01am

    there's no need to hate on canada. It's just another place to live. No big deal.

  • 53 82
    Submitted by HinduSpartan on Nov 14, 10 at 4:04am

    This is ridiculous. All these anti Americans flipping out. We get it people, you LOVE Canada. Big whoop.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:21am

    i am canadian and i enjoy being rocky mountain bear fucked. best. drink. ever.

  • 57 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:33pm

    who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:54pm

    Reasons to hate Canada: 1. Canadian Bacon ( its just ham people) 2. They cant even pick a culture. " am I french or Canadian?" 3. worst accents ever 4. Hockey 5. They dont even have states. 6. They stole from the Inuit tribe, what country steals from Indians. 7. They block us from our beloved Alaska 8. There police ride horses 9. Hockey 10. Nickleback

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:33pm

    I really don't see why this is still going on, Canada fuckin' rules and the US is a sweet place too. Any ignorant American who asks why Canada even exists, or tries to pull out some quip about the cold or how we say "eh" is just proving what we think of you

  • 56 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:52am

    I want to know what this drink consists of.

  • 58 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:38pm

    Why can't we all just get along! Waahaahaa!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:43pm

    rocky mountain bear fucker.... worst 18th birthday. ever.

  • 57 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:38am

    10:35 Supertrooper reference ftw!! Love that movie

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:21pm

    LMFAO @ 11:34 hahahaha trust me, NO canadians like the frenchies. the only thing theyre good for is syrup and toilet paper.

  • 53 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:59am

    11:57 Then be Canadian? You're right fucked then eh

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:05am

    hahahahahahahahahaha Canada.

  • 57 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:41am

    11:33 ma faute, ca fait longtemps puisque j'ai écrit en français

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:40pm

    12:49 If we had a redo, it would be America versus Canada and the world. Face it, you`d be on your own, granted your country would probably try and nuke us, but then Russia, France and every other country with nuclear weapons would butt fuck you. Not to mention you`d be invaded by Mexico, and terrorists from every corner of the earth would have a field day blowing up buildings and car bombing the shit out of you

  • 53 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:26pm

    12:19... 2/3+2/3+2/3=6/3, not 6/9. 6/3, aka 2, aka a double shot

  • 46 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:05pm

    11:59 you must be Canadian because you make no sense

  • 46 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:38am

    Yeah you should have used hindsight.

  • 49 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:49pm

    12:44 the war was fought in 1812, Canada declared independence in 1867 do tha math. And if thats not good enough, how bout a fuckin redo?

  • 52 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:44pm

    no wonder no one likes americas. ignorant fucking assholes.

  • 41 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:04pm

    To everyone who was asking about why people are arguing about Canada: 905 is a Canadian area code

  • 47 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:43am

    11:41 Well just stop doing it, you just suck at it

  • 44 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:32am

    why does "rocky mountain" automatically make this argument canadian?or are we basing this on the "bear fucker" part?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:13pm

    my right nut can eat more pussy than canada

  • 43 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:58pm

    i'd just like to say, i sympathize with you. that drink was the last part of my 21st birthday that i remember.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:08pm

    I'm glad that ducking drink has made it out of Atlantic Canada. Too many good hookups ruined by a bearfucker.

  • 47 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:44pm

    no suck thing as free.....FAIL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:16am

    canada is just dirty, like mexico and france

  • 45 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:29pm

    12:15 Canada wasn't a country during that war. It was a British Colony so Canada never won shit. Read a book mother fucker

  • 43 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:54pm

    Canada is like the New Jersey of the world, absolutely useless and full of retards