It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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