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  • 87 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 7:42pm
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    why are so many people putting 'good night'?? someone stole the dudes bong! BAD NIGHT!

  • 86 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 7:36pm
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    Fuck off, 7:24, and take your damn religious bullshit with you.

  • 74 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:57pm
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    7:24 why would he need to meet your Mexican friend?

  • 74 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:37pm
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    texting 911 works in nebraska. ya woulda been fucked.

  • 63 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:05pm
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    5:56, relax. Thankfully most of us have not needed to contact 911, via phone or text.

  • 66 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:22am
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    so glad this was in MI

  • 64 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:40am
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    Txt works in part of AL now

  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:36pm
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    Cocaine is a hell of a drug

  • 61 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:31am
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    4:40... Your an idioit!!! Ok I understand if it's meth but weed! It's a plant!! It's grown out of the ground!!! And meth isn't so STFU!

  • 65 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:11pm
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    5:56, not everyone is glued to the news channel. it must not be big news everyone because im with a few people in california and none of us has heard about texting 911.

  • 65 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 7:49pm
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    Unfortunatly you can text 911 in Texas. For situations where silence is key I guess.

  • 57 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:30pm
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    But stealing is a crime!

  • 59 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:22am
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    So, my guess on the cocaine guy is that he submitted that line to TFLN only to have it rejected, so now he is getting his sad form of revenge by tormenting all of us with blanket posting.

  • 53 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:31pm
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    i wonder how many cops would go looking for it....

  • 66 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:56pm
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    ...5:53. read 5:37. the first state to have it was iowa, in waterloo. its in a few states now. way to be up to date.

  • 58 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:55pm
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    A stolen bong is no joke That's some serious shit dude

  • 54 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:59am
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    9:17.... it's been said well before dave chappelle.... my dad used to joke around with this line in the mid 90s....

  • 54 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:53pm
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    That's surprising. You'd think they'd have that in the system by now. Pretty smart idea.

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:52am
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    someone stole my bong once... ONCE!!!!!!

  • 44 37
    Submitted by hubert on Nov 24, 10 at 12:32am
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    "cocaine is a hell of a drug" is also used by Lois griffin in an episode of family guy...

  • 48 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:31pm
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    9:17, it's been used in countless acts before dave chappelle. you're an idiot. you really think those 7 words have never been used in a stand-up before or in general. seriously, you're the one doing coke

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:53am
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    this is fucking 810? amazing.

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:22am
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    oh shit, i did the same sort of thing while high one night texted the pizza hut number asking about the status of my pizzas. saw the message the next day and lol'd hard

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:32pm
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    classic 8:57 hahahahahah

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:48pm
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    I've tried to text 911 that I was too high to get out of bed and get my remote. It apparently doesn't work in Texas. (:

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:34am
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    The person that said Waterloo, IA was first is correct. I live there and its starting to spread to the surrounding counties. I also would be upset enough to text 911 if my damn bong got jacked!

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:20pm
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    8:57 you're a fuckin genius xD HILARIOUS

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:17am
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    August 26, 2009 2:22AM "Cocaine is a hell of a drug" is from Dave Chappelle. Retard

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:50pm
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    if i was a cop i would jump on that shit IMMEDIATLY. and if i ever lost my bong i would probably cry

  • 34 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:09am
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    I hope you had a spare