I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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