the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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