How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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