HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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