Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
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You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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