One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
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My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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