O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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