thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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