i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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