Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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