I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
try to milk me bitch
God, I missed his penis.
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